Inside the mind of me

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

i got my ears pierced when i was twelve so that i could be put on a metal loop next to your back door keys
and instead of a phone number, the red plastic tag would say,
‘TO BE FIXED’.
i’m in for repairs, haven’t you noticed?
i’ve been so broken of late and apparently that means that someone else needs to haphazardly piece me together like a vase in a fucking proverb.
but i’ll never be the same, or whole, again.
people aren’t the same once they grow and it seems that growing is a bad thing if i’m not the same.
am i supposed to let my id take all the shit because you’re a half-assed craftsman, or am i supposed to fix myself?
a person is not a moral and you cannot change how i will change without taking the very floor from beneath me,
and how dare you? how dare you break me and call it a bad thing to be broken?
ishani jasmin (via ishanijasmin)

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

“Blood of my heart, protection is thine.Life of my life, taking yours, taking mineBody of my body, marrow and mindSoul of my soul, to our spirit bindBlood of my heart, my tides, my moonBlood of my heart, my salvation, my doom”

“Blood of my heart, protection is thine.
Life of my life, taking yours, taking mine
Body of my body, marrow and mind
Soul of my soul, to our spirit bind
Blood of my heart, my tides, my moon
Blood of my heart, my salvation, my doom”

electradiamxnd:

♡ marina blog ♡

electradiamxnd:

♡ marina blog ♡

margaretstohl:

Want a taste of #DangerousCreatures? Here’s a quote from Chapter 10, Page 88.

margaretstohl:

Want a taste of #DangerousCreatures? Here’s a quote from Chapter 10, Page 88.

gatlinfrance:

I love the fact that the Dangerous Creatures Chapters Titles are Songs Titles !

Chapter 1 - “Home Sweet Home” by Mötley Crüe
Chapter 2 - “Symptom of The Universe” by Black Sabbath
Chapter 3 - “Master of Puppets” by Metallica
Chapter 4 - “Learning to Fly” by Pink Floyd
Chapter 5 - “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses

cumber-crown:

tastefullyoffensive:

How not to get hired at Cadbury. [via]

i want to see the sketch

cumber-crown:

tastefullyoffensive:

How not to get hired at Cadbury. [via]

i want to see the sketch

kamigarcia:

·      ICYMI: You can read the first 5 chapters of #DangerousCreatures online now! http://bit.ly/1i3PaUP @JustJaredJr

kamigarcia:

·      ICYMI: You can read the first 5 chapters of #DangerousCreatures online now! http://bit.ly/1i3PaUP @JustJaredJr

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

I just spent like 20 minutes on there. This is my new favorite company.

beatrispriorities:

The crownless again shall be king.”

Metric / The Clash at Demonhead - Black Sheep
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“Black Sheep” - Metric/The Clash at Demonhead (full Brie Larson vocals)

Hello again, friend of a friend. 

scottsmccall:

make me choose » allison argent or elena gilbert (asked by anonymous)