Inside the mind of me
qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

sumiregusashadow:

oh gods this is cute

sumiregusashadow:

oh gods this is cute

theoneandonlyadour:

I decided to animate what is probably my favorite panel from Scott Pilgrim.

theoneandonlyadour:

I decided to animate what is probably my favorite panel from Scott Pilgrim.

You die at seventeen
in your first love’s arms
and find it cruel that
in this world, Shakespeare
takes Juliet first.

You die at seventeen
and learn that there is no
epilogue after page 11,305
because there are no words
to be said from the mute.

You die at seventeen
and involuntarily fill your lungs
with tight packed dirt until
you are no longer breathing
air but earth.

You die at seventeen
and your roots grow from both
ends and when you start
to rot at the core, they cut
you back down to the stem.

You die at seventeen
because Shakespeare takes
Juliet first, so you plant
your own seeds and labor
yourself into birth.

silver phoenix // S.M. (via emilysgilmores)

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

simbaserket:

My Whole Family Thinks I’m Gay: A novel by every asexual ever

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

twofingerswhiskey:

explosive-tardis:

twofingerswhiskey:

MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS

THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON

CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC

OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife

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