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|—||Josephine Hart (via donechesters)|
sOMEONE JUST HONKED THE HORN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WHAT DO I DO I’M LISTENING TO HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL WHAT DO I DO
i’ve put bieber on so they think i’m gangsta
Love these Beautiful Creatures cupcakes! #beautifulcreatures
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
Ugh yes. For the record, my dad has been reading a gigantic, unwieldy, noisy newspaper at the table for decades without anyone complaining. My 5” smartphone? Massive etiquette violation apparently.
I need to frame this and hang it in my office. And in my house.
|—||Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides (via larmoyante)|
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”